I havenât eaten lunch today, so the thought of surviving a plane crash in the mountains with the newly-announced cast of the fifth season of NBC‘s Celebrity Apprentice, and being forced to eat them one-by-one to survive, has my mouth watering.
I donât have an elaborate formula for deciding the order in which I would like to eat these celebrities. I might wish to eat a few of the more delicious ones first, then pepper the bland or stringy ones in the middle, finishing on a strong note. Itâs all based on my gut feeling, but I promise to explain my decisions as much as my decisions will lend themselves to explanation.
Paul Teutul
Iâm really worried about this guy, so Iâd like to knock him out first. Thereâs something about tan, hairy, leathery guys that just kills my appetite. I also think that he works around a lot of chemicals, so Iâd rather not have to work my way through all these contestants with the looming concern of Paul Teutulâs toxic meat. Iâd rather just get it over with. Also, I would throw him up as soon as I swallowed his flesh. I probably should have started with that caveat.
Aubrey OâDay
The former Danity Kane singer would be like a sorbet. a palette cleanser if you will. while I would initially dive into her after mr. American Chopper, I wouldnât eat her all at once. rather, I would save parts of her to eat after a particularly bad meal. If worse came to absolute worse, and I still needed sustenance after eating all this Celebrity Apprentice meat, I would probably eat her hair. but I really hope I’d be rescued before I had to make that decision.
Cheryl Tiegs
Iâm not really old enough have an opinion of this 70âs model one way or the other, so Iâd probably just choke her down, and alternate bites of her with bites of leftover Aubrey OâDay to make her more palatable. NBD.
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